17 things you may not know about single lesbians
By Dany Johnson

Let's examine that rare and exotic creature — the single lesbian. According to popular belief, lesbian couples shack up immediately after reaching their first orgasms together. This old stereotype has some basis in truth.

Back in the olden days, you might walk into your local bar and see the same three women sitting on the same three barstools every week. With such slim pickings, what are you gonna do?

Luckily, the scene has changed. Today's dating pool has grown by leaps and bounds. Scientifically speaking, it is said that lesbians generally engage in serial monogamy, with periods of serial single-osity in between. This means that sexy single lezzers are everywhere, and thanks to television and cinema, lesbian chic has never been more chic.

Informal research has uncovered many fun and surprising facts about today's single lesbian. We have discovered that single lesbians…

1. Are politically active — and like to run the meetings
2. Work out at the gym frequently, wearing body-conscious clothing
3. Are likely to decorate their cars with rainbow accessories and off-color bumperstickers
4. Spend their summers playing in five different softball leagues
5. Cruise the WNBA games
6. Hit the Michigan Womyn's Music Festival or the Dinah Shore Classic with a carload of pals — then look for the first opportunity to ditch 'em
7. Hang out at organic food stores (a high percentage of vegetarian lesbians makes the food coop the perfect place to meet unattached women)
8. Have a higher sex drive than married lesbians
9. Frequent the magic store to stock up on "Call Me" incense and "Domination" floor wash
10. Meet girls via their pets; favorite dog breeds are the pitbull and the Jack Russell terrier
11. Always wear cute underwear, just in case.
12. Sleep with more cats than women
13. Often participate in fandom for such icons as Angelina Jolie or that woman from ER
14. Socialize more during June, Gay Pride month, than any other time of the year; pride events bring non-stop dating opportunities
15. Have extensive music and video collections — the perfect pretense for inviting someone over
16. Love to workshop their writing, their acting, their genitals, whatever ... If you workshop, they will come.
17. Know they don't have to settle for just anyone; today's single lesbian can afford to be as choosy

Contact local singles and find out why #18 is "Make smart choices by finding quality women online!